🐳 Daily Edition: Bitcoin Surges, a16z Raises $2.2B for 5th Crypto Fund

ETF flows are strengthening as the major crypto funds prepare capital to fund verticals like tokenized assets, stablecoins, and agentic payments

🐳 Daily Edition: Most Anticipated Token Launch of 2026 Hits Coinbase Tomorrow

While market conditions aren't super favorable to new tokens, MegaETH has a chance to break the trend

🐳 Weekly Edition: Aave is So Back

A North Korean-exploit left hundreds of millions in bad debt on DeFi bluechip Aave, but the hole has now been filled thanks to donations from the community

🐳 Daily Edition: Lazarus Group up to $600M stolen in April, Aave liquidity remains stuck

This weekend represented a major hit to one of the most battle-tested protocols in DeFi, with no definitive answer on how we'll move forward from here

🐳 Weekly Edition: Strait of Hormuz Opens, Tether Seizes Major Opportunity

Bitcoin has finally broken through the $75k barrier as Tether lands a major deal with Drift Protocol, boxing out Circle to be the main settlement currency of the perpetuals exchange

🐳 Daily Edition: Trump Catches Fire From WLFI Investors, Alleging Billions in Losses

While many of us have been yapping about it for months into the void, the Trump family's crypto escapades have finally hit the mainstream

🐳 Daily Edition: Temporary Ceasefire Sends Short Sellers Running

Trump's announcement of a 2-week ceasefire via Truth Social has returned some life to the market, although the pause is likely temporary

🐳 Weekly Edition: War Clock Ticks Toward April 6th as ETF Flows Slow

The new deadline for a peace deal is approaching rapidly, another miss could take risk assets lower

🐳 Daily Edition: Drift Protocol Hacked for $250M+

A compromised admin key allowed attackers to steal hundreds of millions in seconds, over half of all funds held on Drift

🐳 Weekly Edition: Morgan Stanley Joins BTC ETF Battle as Crypto Bleeds

We also saw one of the more hilarious attempts at insider trading today, put on by none other than VC-backed P2P.me

🐳 Daily Edition: Trump Decides War is Over, Markets Rally

🐳 Daily Edition: Bitcoin Showing Strength Despite Oil-Driven Sell Off

We live in tumultuous times, but wasn't Bitcoin designed for that anyway?